Here you can find every single complaint letter that The Sea Turkeys has ever written to a company. Some of the complaints listed below may seem minor and trivial, but that's the whole point. It is supposed to be humourous.

Post Office, Consignia, whatever you want to call them, everyone knows who and what the Post Office is. Whether you deal with them on a daily basis, or you've only ever had the unfortunate disposition to have come into contact with them once in your entire life, you will be able to relate to this complaint from sub-standard sub-postmasters.

If you're going to advertise a cashback offer, then you'd best make sure that the offer is still in date when someone buys the product. Unlike the staffers at Argos, who failed to remove the cashback offer sticker from a product one of the Sea Turkeys staffers bought. At least it made our staffer a quick £100. Don't believe us? Then read on!

Anyone who drinks a smoothie is a yuppie. If you disagree with me, then read this article before you start sending me numerous complaint letters and hate-mail. I don't like smoothies, never have done. I thought I'd give them a try to see if I'd been missing out on anything, no thanks to Tesco though who seem to think it's perfectly OK to sell liquidised baby vomit.

Everyone has had an experience with a courier of some sort. The majority of them are reasonable people though, but there are a few twisted, conniving couriers out there. We should know, we've met them. They seem to work solely for DHL though, so if you're about to enter into a contract with them, read this complaint first.

Who would have thought that a multi-million pound chocolate factory would enter into a race-hate relationship with a crowd of people who look after historical buildings the length and breadth of the United Kingdom? Well, that's exactly what happened when Cadbury and The National Trust joined forces at Easter to be prejudiced towards anyone north of the border.

Back to Argos for this complaint. You wouldn't expect a tripod to fall apart after using it a few times within a couple of months of purchase, would you? Well, that's exactly what happened here, when we bought a shiny new tripod from Argos, the damned thing broke and we were left with a bipod. Which is of no use to nobody.

This is one of the few complaint letters that we sent and didn't get a response from the company involved. I know, it's shocking, right? Anyway, it's quite a humourous insight into the average passenger travelling on board Glasgow's underground system. Featuring all the usual characters and delightful humans which frequent the subway.

Again, another complaint with Argos. Seriously, how bad does a company have to be to warrant several complaints on this website? Or perhaps we're just being a little too over-expectant from the national catalogue shop with its laminated book of dreams. Either way, Argos failed to live up to expectations yet again, so we complained.

Our first complaint to Royal Mail. If you thought that they were just a group of guys cruising around the countryside with nothing more than a postmaster who should have retired decades ago and a black and white cat for company, then you'd be pretty much on the button. I've yet to meet a postman who is as happy as Postman Pat.

Muller dairy have been in business for a long time. Every so often they scrape the bottom of their yoghurt vats with a long-handled spoon, put the sludge into pots and sell it in supermarkets. True story. Unfortunately, I was partial to yoghurt and bought a tub-o'-sludge from them and wasn't best pleased with the results.

The chances of you, the reader, having a Morrisons supermarket in your hometown are quite high. Can you recall what was there before Morrisons? There's a possibility that it used to be a Safeways. Can you remember the chaos which ensued when they were rebranding and causing many nightmares for people? Then read this article to relive those moments.

We admit that most Councils are incompetent, money-grabbing, nonsensical entities. However, when they caused mayhem on Sea Turkeys staffer Chris' account, we felt that we had to step in and stop their merry-go-round before any of the local councilors fell off their high-horses and sued themselves for being incompetent fools.

The Germans have a lot to answer for, especially when they sit near you on a long bus journey and talk German loudly for two hours. We realised that there wasn't much that the bus company involved could do about it, but we felt that we had to voice our complaint to them anyway. We think this video sums it up pretty well. Click here.

Hands up who remembers being a student. Hands up if you can recall living off of Campbell's Super Noodles for several weeks at a time because they were cheap and "nutritious?" Recently they brought out several new flavours, none of which seemed to catch on and they ceased production of them. We wrote and voiced our distaste for their new flavours.

The majority of UK citizens use British Telecom as their landline and broadband provider. I'm sure at least 98.9% of those citizens have at least once contacted BT to air their complaints. It's a sad fact that 98.8% of them died whilst 'on hold' and never had the opportunity to complain. For those unfortunate souls, we managed to get through and complain for you.

Boots the Chemist. Boots. The. Chemist. At no point in their business name does it mention anything about photography or photographic equipment, right? So why the hell are they selling poor quality camera film which causes the camera to become jammed and having to get repaired? Well they have been and we're none too happy about the situation.