What better way to freak out the local council, by sending them a letter from beyond the grave. Actually, they probably laughed at it when they got it. But, still we can make up what really happened and it seems better that way. It's called, Exaggerating the Truth. Some people call it lying. Anyway, go read the letter.

The self proclaimed King of Bling, The right honourable JS, the Big Jim. Also known as Jimmy "Jangle, Jangle, Jewellery, Jewellery" Savile. We wrote him a letter. We've also met him on several occasions. We're beginning to think he's stalking us.