Dear Sir/Madam,

We are writing as a community to complain about the lack of water facilities available to us and our honoured visitors. It makes us look bad when they come to pay a visit and they cannot use the tap at the entrance. I know that some of us may have been tenants of the council in the past, and most of us still are in a way. But to treat us with this amount of disrespect is not funny. We cannot explain to our guests why there are no water facilities available. It's not an easy task commuting to the Service Point to pay our water rates. It would frighten the living daylights out of the local community, so we hope that you can accept our apologies for this.

As tenants of the Council, we presumed that we would receive the same level of treatment from you as we did when we were alive. Sad to see, that this is not the case. All we want is a fully functioning tap at the entrance for the use of our guests, some of whom visit us everyday.

As for the upkeep of the grounds, we're very happy in that respect. Please pass on our thanks to the parks and amenities department.

We also hear that you are running out of space, that may be true on ground level. Down here, there's plenty of room to hold a ceilidh.

So, the main point of this letter is to ask for the relevant department to come and visit us one day, soon hopefully, and fix our water problems. We'd be very grateful.

Yours faithfully