Goths, Emos & Skaters
Individual my
arse. A half-arsed attempt at an article from the early
days of The Sea Turkeys.The Rant
I
am pretty certain, that as I write this rant,
there are many people who are reading this and thinking, That is so
true. I'm glad that you feel this, that means you're on my side.
To cover such a topic required skill, determination and severe hatred. I possess all three. Especially the latter...
This one goes out to all the Goths, Emos, Punks, Skaters, and general fucking losers of modern society. Yes, you with the "hoodie" read this and weep.
Now, I had to research this item, and by fuck did I have some laughs at your expense! Can I just point out to all the "goths," you're not different, you just stand out from the crowd a little more, because you don't wash. Do you? Do you have any idea what white bar on the bathroom sink is? The same little white bar that you have purposely avoided like the plague for so many months, all your friends have developed anosmia. Take a damn wash you smelly bastard. I don't care if you want to have dreadlocks, it doesn't mean to say that you can't wash the rest of your body, does it?
Now, the next category is the skaters, or thanks to a certain Canadian "rock" star they are also described as "sk8rs". What the hell is the point in those Seventies style Bell Bottoms? They drag along in the mud and shit and end up weighing more than a ton at the end of the day. I presume that's why you walk around with your underwear showing. It's not cool, nobody wants to see it. Unless you're trying to attract the attention of that certain female "sk8r", then feel free, you'll never get her. She's the type who always goes off with the older man. Why? Because he's older, he doesn't walk around with his underwear showing and his zimmer frame was made by Element.
This rant appears to be unfinished, doesn't it? Well, I decided that I couldn't be fucked wasting any more time on it. You're a pain in the arse, why should I give up my time. I have plenty of other things to be doing...
To cover such a topic required skill, determination and severe hatred. I possess all three. Especially the latter...
This one goes out to all the Goths, Emos, Punks, Skaters, and general fucking losers of modern society. Yes, you with the "hoodie" read this and weep.
Now, I had to research this item, and by fuck did I have some laughs at your expense! Can I just point out to all the "goths," you're not different, you just stand out from the crowd a little more, because you don't wash. Do you? Do you have any idea what white bar on the bathroom sink is? The same little white bar that you have purposely avoided like the plague for so many months, all your friends have developed anosmia. Take a damn wash you smelly bastard. I don't care if you want to have dreadlocks, it doesn't mean to say that you can't wash the rest of your body, does it?
Now, the next category is the skaters, or thanks to a certain Canadian "rock" star they are also described as "sk8rs". What the hell is the point in those Seventies style Bell Bottoms? They drag along in the mud and shit and end up weighing more than a ton at the end of the day. I presume that's why you walk around with your underwear showing. It's not cool, nobody wants to see it. Unless you're trying to attract the attention of that certain female "sk8r", then feel free, you'll never get her. She's the type who always goes off with the older man. Why? Because he's older, he doesn't walk around with his underwear showing and his zimmer frame was made by Element.
This rant appears to be unfinished, doesn't it? Well, I decided that I couldn't be fucked wasting any more time on it. You're a pain in the arse, why should I give up my time. I have plenty of other things to be doing...
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