Wrong Mail
When we
checked the e-mail one day, we were quite surprised to get one
from an "avid reader" who had mistaken us for the Muller Dairy company.
How exactly that happened, we're not too sure ourselves. But, we
thought that we'd e-mail her back and let her know how we felt. Oh, and
the fact that she opens the e-mail with "Good Afternoon Muller.." is
pretty spectacular too.Mistaken Identity
Now
bear with me, as I write this, as I was in a fit of laughter when I
opened the e-mail. There was no subject, but I thought I'd open it
anyway...
It was addressed to the contact address for this website, why? I'll never know...
Good Afternoon Muller, Let me tell you that myself, my grandson and daughters all love Muller yoghurt but my only disappointment is that I cannot seem to buy my favourite flavour anymore which is kiwi and gooseberry. Have you stopped making it? I so please start production again.
Thank you.
How could this person mistake me for the Muller Corporation? It's beyond me. What's more is she's opted to give me her FULL contact details... which was nice. So, as any person would, I e-mailed her back.
Dear Ms. *****,
Unfortunately we are NOT Muller and nor do we particularly like it. In fact, the
kiwi and gooseberry flavour sounds absolutely vile.
I wish you luck in your quest to get Muller to make a vile sounding (and probably tasting) yoghurt. It's what they do best!
Regards
Cogsy
I thought that she'd have realised her mistake and e-mailed me back with an apology for requesting such a vile sounding yoghurt. But no. All I got in return for pointing out her mistake was an abusive e-mail.
You sound like a very sad person to send an email to someone that you don't know like that but then with a name like 'Cogsy' and seaturkeys, that says it all really. Most people would have replied saying sorry you have emailed the wrong person. I am sorry for interupting your sad little life.
Oh no, she said I have a "sad little life." I'm hurt, truly hurt. You hurt my feelings you evil thinker of foul sounding dairy produce!
Gloves off, and Handbags at dawn!
You e-mailed me first, so thanks for looking at my website. Your apology has been accepted.
I got bored and couldn't be arsed replying properly. I have better things to do than listen to the opinions of people who work for East Sussex County Council.
It was addressed to the contact address for this website, why? I'll never know...
Good Afternoon Muller, Let me tell you that myself, my grandson and daughters all love Muller yoghurt but my only disappointment is that I cannot seem to buy my favourite flavour anymore which is kiwi and gooseberry. Have you stopped making it? I so please start production again.
Thank you.
How could this person mistake me for the Muller Corporation? It's beyond me. What's more is she's opted to give me her FULL contact details... which was nice. So, as any person would, I e-mailed her back.
Dear Ms. *****,
Unfortunately we are NOT Muller and nor do we particularly like it. In fact, the
kiwi and gooseberry flavour sounds absolutely vile.
I wish you luck in your quest to get Muller to make a vile sounding (and probably tasting) yoghurt. It's what they do best!
Regards
Cogsy
I thought that she'd have realised her mistake and e-mailed me back with an apology for requesting such a vile sounding yoghurt. But no. All I got in return for pointing out her mistake was an abusive e-mail.
You sound like a very sad person to send an email to someone that you don't know like that but then with a name like 'Cogsy' and seaturkeys, that says it all really. Most people would have replied saying sorry you have emailed the wrong person. I am sorry for interupting your sad little life.
Oh no, she said I have a "sad little life." I'm hurt, truly hurt. You hurt my feelings you evil thinker of foul sounding dairy produce!
Gloves off, and Handbags at dawn!
You e-mailed me first, so thanks for looking at my website. Your apology has been accepted.
I got bored and couldn't be arsed replying properly. I have better things to do than listen to the opinions of people who work for East Sussex County Council.
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